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Sarcasm Burned Calories

Turquoise graphic with white distressed paint effect. Bold text reads: “if only SARCASM burned calories.” Dimensions shown are 6.5 inches wide by 4.5 inches high. Small copyright info at the bottom.

Turquoise graphic with white distressed paint effect. Bold text reads: “if only SARCASM burned calories.” Dimensions shown are 6.5 inches wide by 4.5 inches high. Small copyright info at the bottom.

A glass of milk with a striped straw sits on a wooden tray next to a cookie jar filled with chocolate chip cookies. The jar reads, "If only sarcasm burned calories." The jar’s wooden lid rests beside it.

Sarcasm Burned Calories

SKU: A25302427

$14.50

Perks Members: $10.15

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If only—right?! The perfect Transfer for all the kings and queens of sarcasm out there.

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