Sarcasm Burned Calories

A vertical wooden panel consisting of five narrow, weathered, white-painted planks with visible wood grain and some paint peeling, creating a rustic appearance. The panel is displayed against a plain white background.

A decorative sign with a vintage design reading "Bistro Café Paris." The sign has a white, wooden textured background with rustic accents, and features ornate green and black decorative flourishes.

Shiplap Sign (5" x 7")

This one-time use surface is a great choice for coastal and farmhouse-inspired pieces! The front features horizontal grooves and a white, distressed finish; the back and edges are clean cut and not painted.

$13.00

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A plain, rectangular gray card or sheet is centered on a white background.

A light blue wooden plaque with "Welcome to our Home" written in white text. Above the text is a floral design with pink and green flowers. The plaque is placed on a marble surface near a small plant and a book.

Chubby Rectangle (5" x 7")

Create dimension in your décor displays with one-time use surfaces that stand up and stand out!

$10.50

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A single-use packet of Chalk Couture Chalkology Paste in the color "Tide." The packet features teal and white colors, branding, product details, and contains 0.19 fl oz (5.62 ml) of washable paste.

Tide Paste Single

Make a statement with creamy dreamy™ Tide Chalkology® Paste! Perfect for hard surfaces. It’s washable, forgiving when wet, and offers a hard, matte finish. Chalkology Paste Singles include .19 US fl. oz. Chalkology Paste is formulated for use with Chalk Transfer® designs and Chalk Couture™ surfaces. Can also be applied to other nonporous surfaces.

$4.00

Perks Members: $2.80

Small Squeegee

This will definitely be your favorite and most-used squeegee. Measures approximately 1¾" x 2½". Squeegees are designed with a rubbery, flexible texture that perfectly smooths Chalkology® Paste or Ink over Chalk Transfer® designs.

$6.50

Perks Members: $4.55

Sarcasm Burned Calories

Shiplap Sign (5" x 7")

Chubby Rectangle (5" x 7")

Tide Paste Single

Small Squeegee

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